Introduction to Cranky’s Mexican Adventure (Travelogue)


Having handed over the reins of Cranky Concierge, I decided it was time for a little adventure. I came up with a whole bunch of ideas, but in the end, I settled on something relatively close to home: México. Specifically, I planned to fly on all seven of the country’s scheduled jet operators, test out Cross Border Xpress (CBX), and explore a couple of different destinations along the way in what I consider to be a very underappreciated country.

In the end, I almost made it. I flew six of the airlines (all new to me), visited seven airports (five of them new to me), and I got on my first Embraer E2. Even more shocking, all of my flights were on time. It was an epic trip, and today, I’m just going to introduce the adventure. As of now, I have 11 posts planned in all. Don’t worry, I’ll spread these out and even put some on Wednesdays to avoid disrupting regular content too much.

The trip planning process was chaotic in its own right. I had to figure out how I could connect all of these airlines and spend time in places I wanted to be. In the end, I put together what seemed like a doable itinerary:

  • Viva from Tijuana to Puerto Vallarta and connect to Mexicana to Mexico City/AIFA
  • Four nights in Mexico City at the Hotel San Fernando
  • Aeromexico Connect from Mexico City/MEX to Huatulco
  • Two nights at the Holiday Inn Huatulco
  • Magnicharters from Huatulco to Mexico City/MEX
  • Overnight at the Izzzleep capsule hotel at Mexico City Terminal 2
  • Aeromexico from Mexico City/MEX to Puerto Vallarta and connect to Señor Air to Cabo San Lucas/CSL
  • Two nights at the Park Hyatt Cabo del Sol
  • Bus to La Paz and one night at the One Hotel La Paz
  • TAR from La Paz to Mazatlán and connect to Volaris to Tijuana

If this looks ambitious, it was. But it was doable, I thought. My biggest concern was the one-hour connection in Puerto Vallarta on the way out, but after polling people online, I was told to expect I could easily stay airside for the connection. (That was completely and totally wrong, but Viva was early, and I made it anyway.)

It was a little dicey trying to actually buy the tickets on all these airlines, but after a couple of declined charges, I got it done. Most were booked direct except I bought the Aeromexico ticket to Huatulco via our travel agency’s system, and the Aeromexico flight to Puerto Vallarta used 10,000 Delta miles.

After spending several wondrous but chaotic days in Mexico City, I realizet I had bit off more than I could chew. So, I pivoted to something more relaxing. I would still fly on Viva, Mexicana, Aeromexico, Señor Air, TAR, and Volaris but I caved on Magnicharters to make for a much easier trip. By cutting out Huatulco, I would just fly on Aeromexico to Puerto Vallarta sooner and have three days to relax there before picking up the rest of the trip as planned.

As much fun as it would have been to fly a B737-300 again, it just wasn’t worth it. So I refunded my Aeromexico ticket to Huatulco which, at about $300, was the most expensive ticket I had bought by far. I tried to get a refund after a last minute schedule change from Magnicharters for my $100 ticket, but after getting hung up on one too many times, I gave up. The six flights I took + CBX ended up costing me only $798.33 all-in. Yes, flying in México is a whole lot cheaper than in the US these days.

With all of this settled, I was admittedly pretty proud of myself for getting all the pieces to come together. Now I just had to hope things would go as planned.

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28 responses to “Introduction to Cranky’s Mexican Adventure (Travelogue)”

  1. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Pretty impressive trip for the price paid !

  2. SEAN Avatar
    SEAN

    Did you go alone or with Mrs. lady Cranky.

    1. Brett Avatar

      SEAN – She had work, so she only met me for the couple days in Los Cabos. I was on my own the rest of the time.

  3. flyer49er Avatar

    lzzzleep capsule Mexico City Terminal 2, was that located inside security?

    Trip to Tuscany departed Pisa to AMS arrival 23;00, a nice hostel upper level – double bed? with 3/4 bath inside the unit. Quiet 7 hour sleep, out front door step into Micky D coffee/egg muffin. Short walk down concourse to Delta flight to SEA, all located inside security.

    SEATAC 05:00 terminal during my 33 yr AS career, people sleeping on floor, bent over fixed arm chairs, family with kids on the thin carpeted playroom to connect with a late arrival jet to a early morning Horizon flight to GEG-BOI or Montana. SEATAC BS calling themselves a “INTERNATIONAL”? airport with no Hostel inside security.

    1. Brett Avatar

      flyer49er – No it’s outside security

    2. Aliqiout Avatar
      Aliqiout

      SEA has easily accessible hotels just out the doors of the airport. I only used an in terminal airport once, in IST, I might do it in IST again, but wouldn’t in SEA. Maybe if the U.S. allowed international transfers without entering the country it would be worth it.

    3. Oliver Avatar
      Oliver

      I can’t think of too many airports in the US that have in-terminal hotels. The hotel situation in SEA is actually better than at many other airports as there are several that you can literally walk to (preferably with cabin luggage only; and there is bag storage in SEA if you have bigger bags).

  4. Kilroy Avatar
    Kilroy

    Wow. Reminds me of your “9 Airports, 1 Day” saga on Southwest’s intra-California flights, only MUCH saner and presumably more fun. :-)

    I can’t believe that was 10 years ago; hope you have something fun planned this summer to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the blog.

    1. kishoreajoshi Avatar
      kishoreajoshi

      It is definitely reminiscent of the SW challenge/companion pass, but on the majority of flights/landings, he was treated like royalty! I’m guessing Viva probably didn’t get any ideas…

      1. kishoreajoshi Avatar
        kishoreajoshi

        Also, in this case, he doubled back to PVR…

      2. Brett Avatar

        kishoreajoshi – Absolutely right! I didn’t tell anyone I was flying their airline in advance. The only exception to that is when I met with some Volaris folks in Mexico, I mentioned I was flying them. I doubt they even looked it up, and I certainly didn’t see any treatment out of the ordinary. I only told Viva about it when I met with them in Mexico City after I had flown them.

  5. Bravenav Avatar
    Bravenav

    There’s both a Hilton and a Raddison right across the street from SEA. With TSA Pre-check and Clear, clearing security is pretty quick at SEA.

  6. ejwpj Avatar
    ejwpj

    Traveling to Mexico every winter for the past 10 years we travel “heavy” with 2 checked bags each. We have used the Mexican ULCC’s (Volaris & Viva), but they have increased their baggage charges so much that I can fly AA for less (unfortunately!). Additionally, we don’t speak Spanish, and we have found that the websites for the Mexican carriers are awful! (And, they are still awful! I have no doubt that if they fixed that problem their business would increase!)
    I agree with your comments about Mexico City – beautiful city! But, I now stay away from PVR, Cabo, Cancun and any of the large resorts. They resemble awful U.S. resort areas with the same inflated prices. There are lots of small towns and villages with lots of good restaurants, AirBnB’s, inexpensive taxi’s that don’t gouge you, and lots of friendly people to explore elsewhere in Mexico.
    Looking forward to more of your trip reports!

  7. Yosef Avatar
    Yosef

    Wow, I didn’t know that you were coming to Mexico City, next time write me an email so we can meet! Never heard of señor air…. Interesting name, to say the least
    Certainly looking forward to all your trip reports!

    1. Kilroy Avatar
      Kilroy

      Always interesting seeing some of the unexpected airline names and mixed language brands.

      At least they named the airline “Señor Air” and not “Señor Guacarear”, “Señor Accidente”, or “Señor Choque”. :-)

      Bad joke, but I wonder anyone ever suggested that they buy cafeteras for their galleys from Mr. Coffee, or if they serve Mr. Brown canned coffee drinks to serve to pax… Maybe they’ll start serving the latter if they ever choose to fly to Taiwan.*

      *As an aside, Mr. Brown canned drinks are quite good IMHO, and not hard to find in Asian grocery stores / Asian food aisles in the US.

  8. southbay flier Avatar
    southbay flier

    Do you need a passport book to use the CBX or does a passport card suffice?

    1. Brett Avatar

      southbay – It is a land crossing, so I don’t see why a passport card wouldn’t work.

    2. Aliqiout Avatar
      Aliqiout

      You should be able to, but I wouldn’t trust it to get on an airplane anywhere else in Mexico.

  9. Al B Avatar
    Al B

    I anticipated reading more about Señor Air before seeing the spoiler alert headline. I’m looking forward to the entire series.

  10. Yosef Avatar
    Yosef

    It seems that señor air changed its name
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Se%C3%B1or_Air

  11. MaxPower Avatar
    MaxPower

    I’ll ask the awkward question…

    so you were going to fly to HUX… and stay at the Holiday Inn? Not to be weird, but that’s not really the beach HUX is… uhhhh… known for? :)

    Unless Holiday Inns have drastically reduced their dress codes?

    1. Brett Avatar

      MaxPower – Actually look it up, I was pretty excited about the HI. It’s on the marina, easy walking distance to a lot of different spots. I wasn’t interested in the big all-inclusive out on its own hidden beach somewhere. I wanted to explore.

  12. Anon Avatar
    Anon

    Perhaps an interesting challenge would be… fly to all airports in the lower 48 with commercial airline service ?

    1. 1990 Avatar
      1990

      You’d need a month and $100,000.

    2. Aliqiout Avatar
      Aliqiout

      That sounds brutal.

    3. Anon Avatar
      Anon

      But think of the blog-posting potential and how much fun it would be for an avgeek to do gradually over maybe 5 or 10 years and (if you visit the cities served by the airports) also get to see much of the USA…

  13. Yo Avatar
    Yo

    Awesome trip! I really wish there was air service again to Guaymas, its a beautiful little place with good scuba diving, and I would love to see my favorite place in Mexico, Puerto Penasco, get air service, they have a nice airport that is a ghost town, sometimes it gets diversions when San Diego is too foggy! We are looking at flying down to Loreto as non revs, but its not daily service, wish AA still did La Paz…

    1. Oliver Avatar
      Oliver

      Maybe double-check LAX-LTO appears to be operating daily at least at the moment. Maybe not during the hot of the summer, but not sure that I would go there then anyway. But it’s a lovely place to visit.

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