Introduction to Cranky’s Mexican Adventure (Travelogue)


Having handed over the reins of Cranky Concierge, I decided it was time for a little adventure. I came up with a whole bunch of ideas, but in the end, I settled on something relatively close to home: México. Specifically, I planned to fly on all seven of the country’s scheduled jet operators, test out Cross Border Xpress (CBX), and explore a couple of different destinations along the way in what I consider to be a very underappreciated country.

In the end, I almost made it. I flew six of the airlines (all new to me), visited seven airports (five of them new to me), and I got on my first Embraer E2. Even more shocking, all of my flights were on time. It was an epic trip, and today, I’m just going to introduce the adventure. As of now, I have 11 posts planned in all. Don’t worry, I’ll spread these out and even put some on Wednesdays to avoid disrupting regular content too much.

  • Introduction to Cranky’s Mexican Adventure
  • Cross Border Express is Great, But It Can Be Tricky
  • Viva Kicks the Trip Off the Right Way
  • Mexicana is Weird, But the E2 is a Delight
  • The Spectacular But Distant AIFA Airport
  • Mexico City is More Than Worth the Visit
  • Aeromexico Does It Right in the Air but Not on the Ground
  • Señor Air Has the Best Name and an Experience to Match
  • Los Cabos and La Paz Couldn’t Be More Different
  • TAR Was a Wild Ride
  • Volaris, the Purest ULCC

The trip planning process was chaotic in its own right. I had to figure out how I could connect all of these airlines and spend time in places I wanted to be. In the end, I put together what seemed like a doable itinerary:

  • Viva from Tijuana to Puerto Vallarta and connect to Mexicana to Mexico City/AIFA
  • Four nights in Mexico City at the Hotel San Fernando
  • Aeromexico Connect from Mexico City/MEX to Huatulco
  • Two nights at the Holiday Inn Huatulco
  • Magnicharters from Huatulco to Mexico City/MEX
  • Overnight at the Izzzleep capsule hotel at Mexico City Terminal 2
  • Aeromexico from Mexico City/MEX to Puerto Vallarta and connect to Señor Air to Cabo San Lucas/CSL
  • Two nights at the Park Hyatt Cabo del Sol
  • Bus to La Paz and one night at the One Hotel La Paz
  • TAR from La Paz to Mazatlán and connect to Volaris to Tijuana

If this looks ambitious, it was. But it was doable, I thought. My biggest concern was the one-hour connection in Puerto Vallarta on the way out, but after polling people online, I was told to expect I could easily stay airside for the connection. (That was completely and totally wrong, but Viva was early, and I made it anyway.)

It was a little dicey trying to actually buy the tickets on all these airlines, but after a couple of declined charges, I got it done. Most were booked direct except I bought the Aeromexico ticket to Huatulco via our travel agency’s system, and the Aeromexico flight to Puerto Vallarta used 10,000 Delta miles.

After spending several wondrous but chaotic days in Mexico City, I realizet I had bit off more than I could chew. So, I pivoted to something more relaxing. I would still fly on Viva, Mexicana, Aeromexico, Señor Air, TAR, and Volaris but I caved on Magnicharters to make for a much easier trip. By cutting out Huatulco, I would just fly on Aeromexico to Puerto Vallarta sooner and have three days to relax there before picking up the rest of the trip as planned.

As much fun as it would have been to fly a B737-300 again, it just wasn’t worth it. So I refunded my Aeromexico ticket to Huatulco which, at about $300, was the most expensive ticket I had bought by far. I tried to get a refund after a last minute schedule change from Magnicharters for my $100 ticket, but after getting hung up on one too many times, I gave up. The six flights I took + CBX ended up costing me only $798.33 all-in. Yes, flying in México is a whole lot cheaper than in the US these days.

With all of this settled, I was admittedly pretty proud of myself for getting all the pieces to come together. Now I just had to hope things would go as planned.

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12 responses to “Introduction to Cranky’s Mexican Adventure (Travelogue)”

  1. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Pretty impressive trip for the price paid !

  2. SEAN Avatar
    SEAN

    Did you go alone or with Mrs. lady Cranky.

    1. Brett Avatar

      SEAN – She had work, so she only met me for the couple days in Los Cabos. I was on my own the rest of the time.

  3. flyer49er Avatar

    lzzzleep capsule Mexico City Terminal 2, was that located inside security?

    Trip to Tuscany departed Pisa to AMS arrival 23;00, a nice hostel upper level – double bed? with 3/4 bath inside the unit. Quiet 7 hour sleep, out front door step into Micky D coffee/egg muffin. Short walk down concourse to Delta flight to SEA, all located inside security.

    SEATAC 05:00 terminal during my 33 yr AS career, people sleeping on floor, bent over fixed arm chairs, family with kids on the thin carpeted playroom to connect with a late arrival jet to a early morning Horizon flight to GEG-BOI or Montana. SEATAC BS calling themselves a “INTERNATIONAL”? airport with no Hostel inside security.

    1. Brett Avatar

      flyer49er – No it’s outside security

    2. Aliqiout Avatar
      Aliqiout

      SEA has easily accessible hotels just out the doors of the airport. I only used an in terminal airport once, in IST, I might do it in IST again, but wouldn’t in SEA. Maybe if the U.S. allowed international transfers without entering the country it would be worth it.

  4. Kilroy Avatar
    Kilroy

    Wow. Reminds me of your “9 Airports, 1 Day” saga on Southwest’s intra-California flights, only MUCH saner and presumably more fun. :-)

    I can’t believe that was 10 years ago; hope you have something fun planned this summer to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the blog.

    1. kishoreajoshi Avatar
      kishoreajoshi

      It is definitely reminiscent of the SW challenge/companion pass, but on the majority of flights/landings, he was treated like royalty! I’m guessing Viva probably didn’t get any ideas…

      1. kishoreajoshi Avatar
        kishoreajoshi

        Also, in this case, he doubled back to PVR…

      2. Brett Avatar

        kishoreajoshi – Absolutely right! I didn’t tell anyone I was flying their airline in advance. The only exception to that is when I met with some Volaris folks in Mexico, I mentioned I was flying them. I doubt they even looked it up, and I certainly didn’t see any treatment out of the ordinary. I only told Viva about it when I met with them in Mexico City after I had flown them.

  5. Bravenav Avatar
    Bravenav

    There’s both a Hilton and a Raddison right across the street from SEA. With TSA Pre-check and Clear, clearing security is pretty quick at SEA.

  6. ejwpj Avatar
    ejwpj

    Traveling to Mexico every winter for the past 10 years we travel “heavy” with 2 checked bags each. We have used the Mexican ULCC’s (Volaris & Viva), but they have increased their baggage charges so much that I can fly AA for less (unfortunately!). Additionally, we don’t speak Spanish, and we have found that the websites for the Mexican carriers are awful! (And, they are still awful! I have no doubt that if they fixed that problem their business would increase!)
    I agree with your comments about Mexico City – beautiful city! But, I now stay away from PVR, Cabo, Cancun and any of the large resorts. They resemble awful U.S. resort areas with the same inflated prices. There are lots of small towns and villages with lots of good restaurants, AirBnB’s, inexpensive taxi’s that don’t gouge you, and lots of friendly people to explore elsewhere in Mexico.
    Looking forward to more of your trip reports!

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