Twenty Cranky Years


It was twenty years ago today that I logged in at crankyflier.blogspot.com and introduced myself to… well, I guess the few family and friends who knew that I was going to start writing about the airline industry and not really anybody else. It’s been quite a ride since those early days when I still had a full-time job and was just doing this on the side. Who knew it would turn into the most influential and important blog ever to be written about anything in the history of the world? (No? Too much?)

Today, that little blog has grown into Cranky Flier LLC which not only puts out the blog but also publishes Cranky Network Weekly, produces The Air Show podcast, organizes Cranky Dorkfest, and puts on the Cranky Network Awards. This doesn’t even mention the 20+ hard-working people who do travel planning at Cranky Concierge. I could never have guessed back then that this is what it would turn into.

I can wax poetic about all this, but that’s boring. Let’s bring some data into this to spice things up.

Since I started writing this blog, I’ve personally written more than 4.3 million words here, which is apparently about the same as writing the entire Harry Potter series four times over. And I’ve loved writing every one of them…. but really… some more than others. I mean, there’s nothing better than those Alitalia posts back in the day.

Here are some more fun stats for you:

  • More than 5,300 posts written
  • American has been the subject of the most posts at 573, followed by Delta at 545, United at 518, and Southwest at 439
  • Most importantly, Alitalia has been the subject of 72 posts, not nearly enough if you ask me
  • I have written up 300 trip reports
  • The Cranky Jackass has been awarded 34 times, making it truly an elite award that is not bestowed lightly

Of course, this is about more than just what I write, it’s also about the comments. There have been more than 120,000 comments published since this site started, made up for more than 9.3 million words. Sure, I’m responsible for 13,500 of those comments myself, but that means more than 100,000 have been written by you, and I’d say I probably enjoyed at least half of those.

The most frequent commenters are names you might recognize. Nick Barnard is first with more than 3,000 followed by Tim Dunn (2,700+), Bill from DC (2,400+), SEAN (2,200+), and Kilroy (2,100+).

Here’s another way to slice that. Want to guess who has written the most words in their comments? I’ll give you three guesses, but the first two don’t count. Tim Dunn has penned more than 647,000 words, presumably all of them praising Delta. That is roughly the same length as War and Peace and Moby Dick combined.

The number of weekly posts has declined since those early days when I used to write multiple times a day and then eventually once per day Monday through Friday. But the number of comments has held up well, and so far this year we have the most average comments per post ever. Keep it up. (Most of you.)

Cranky Flier Stats by Year

What were your favorite posts to comment on? Old-timers will definitely know the first one. But here are the top five.

Of course I appreciate my family helping make this go, especially my wife Kirsten who has read countless blog posts and unwillingly sparred with me on a variety of topics. That always made the posts better. I will also always be grateful to my good friends Chris and Heather who were the ones who pushed me to start writing. This wouldn’t have happened without them, and heck, even the name is their doing.

I want to say “here’s to another 20 years,” but do I really want to still be doing this when I’m pushing 70? I might not have time for it when I’m running all those bingo games in the retirement home. I guess there’s only one way to find out. Just keep reading and participating in the comments, and we shall see where the runway takes us.

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36 responses to “Twenty Cranky Years”

  1. Rohan Anand Avatar

    happy 20 years, Brett! can’t wait to see you in LA next month for dorkfest.

    1. Debbi Garnreiter Avatar
      Debbi Garnreiter

      Hey brett I remember you as a cool teenager ! As a former flight attendant I loved you had airline seats in your room growing up in paradise valley Az . Keep up the good work! Hugs now from the beach in san juan Debbi Garnreiter ????

    2. Debbi Garnreiter Avatar
      Debbi Garnreiter

      Hey brett I remember you as a cool teenager ! As a former flight attendant I loved you had airline seats in your room growing up in paradise valley Az . Keep up the good work! Hugs now from the beach in san juan Debbi Garnreiter ????

  2. Cathy Carroll Avatar
    Cathy Carroll

    Wow how time flies. I’ve had the pleasure of reading this since the beginning. Thank you for your humor and candor. Congratulations!

  3. Sean W Avatar
    Sean W

    Congratulations on 20 years. I always enjoy your stories.
    Sean W

  4. Wany Avatar
    Wany

    I will subscribe and read Cranky Weekly bingo Review presented by Oakland San Francisco Bay Airport, 20 years from now.

  5. Mark Ernst Avatar
    Mark Ernst

    Congratulations, what a great accomplishment!

  6. Hajime Sano Avatar
    Hajime Sano

    Congratulations on 20 years! I definitely vote for another 20!

  7. EVAN Avatar
    EVAN

    Newbie here but your blog always brightens my day.

  8. CR Avatar
    CR

    I was living in Belmont Shore up the hill, renting an apartment over a garage. Every night I could hear the JetBlue engines rev for take off from LGB and then fade, including the red eye I would take frequently to BOS. I can’t remember when I signed up for your newsletter but it was early on and have enjoyed your emails and posts since then. Now I track BDL flights and a very annoying flight school/training plane from KFOK. All the Best!

    1. Kilroy Avatar
      Kilroy

      Whether it’s city traffic from living on a busy street or planes overhead from living under a flight path, it’s amazing what kind of noise you can get used to and learn to subconsciouly ignore with enough exposure (just ask anyone who has worked as a cashier about the beeps the registers make as items are scanned or punched in).

      I live under a flight path. While the sounds of 25-30+ year old widebodies straining to gain altitude < 3,000 feet overhead don't interrupt my day, I still marvel at them and look them up online a few times a week out of habit, though I've done so enough in the past that with a quick glance at the clock I can often guess where they are headed to.

      1. CR Avatar
        CR

        Agreed! I grew up listening for and watching incoming Logan flights (around 2K), North-East 4L, 4R. I am still novice but still fascinated. I’ve learned a lot from following Brett’s Cranky Flier, especially the airline business, the infrastructure, travel experiences and the planes themselves.

  9. Tyler Avatar
    Tyler

    Sure Al-ITA-lia deserves to be written about more, but between the smoke breaks and the coffee breaks there’s just never the time.

  10. Jason Avatar
    Jason

    WOW 20yrs I still remember sparring rebuttals comments with you on Yahoos aviation threads. Then to find out we were both LGB peeps and finally meeting you years later. Congratulations Brett.

  11. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    Happy 20! While I’m not in the aviation industry, I am 150K a year flyer and have been a private pilot for decades so it’s always fascinated me. Your insights to the inner works of the aviation world have been one of my favorite reads over the years. Athough sadly, I’ve only commented three or four times and now I realize I’m off by many hundreds?. Thanks to you your team and your family for all of the hard work, I hope you keep it up for 20 years longer.

  12. Kilroy Avatar
    Kilroy

    Congrats, Cranky. 20 years for a blog, a successful business, and work that you still enjoy (or at least tolerate most of the time), all while supporting a family (and not driving your wife TOO crazy)… That is quite the accomplishment!

    Maybe it’s the economists in me who loves seeing people consider incentives that lead to unintended consequences, but my favorite posts are the ones where you do deep dives into the data, especially ones where you use data and logic to make good arguments that go against conventional wisdom and opinion… A post you made years ago arguing that new government restrictions/penalties for excessive tarmac delays would only make things worse for passengers comes to mind in that regard.

    I’m not sure when I first started reading your blog 10 or 15+ years ago, but I believe I was first introduced to it after my mother (who knew my interest in aviation) showed or sent me an article from USA Today that quoted you. Ever since then, I’ve eagerly awaited your posts, and have been proud to see you quoted as an aviation expert in top news sources the world over. Meeting you in person for 30 seconds at Cranky Fest a few years back was a highlight for me, even if it did involve doing 12 hours of flying in basic economy in a 24 hour span (with a redeye return) from the East Coast to LAX and back, which I’m much too old for. :-)

    I never realized that I was one of the most frequent commenters on the blog. Given that I’m not in the industry, I know I haven’t contributed nearly as much substance to the discussions in the comments as others, but the comments in this blog (and how well Cranky moderates them) really add a lot to it, and are part of why I keep coming back, day after day, and I appreciate the respect that most people in the comments show to one another.

    Congrats again to Cranky, and thanks to everyone in the comments who adds their insights and who respectfully but civilly disagrees with others. This is a great blog and a great community.

  13. DesertGhost Avatar
    DesertGhost

    Way to go! I know I’ve been following you for many of those 20 years. Here’s to many more.

  14. Juan Carlos Forero Avatar
    Juan Carlos Forero

    Thanks for all the insights and bad dad jokes(and some good ones) these 20 years. Thanks for commenting on airline staff outside the usa or north America from time to time (besides ITA). Eventually AI will take over the airlines and the blogging about airlines.. and you’ll be happy playing pickleball in the retirement community. Thanks

  15. David SF eastbay Avatar
    David SF eastbay

    I was worried you weren’t going to mention Family/Avatar Airlines with its hundreds of varies comments. But we are still waiting for their 747 flights between Los Angeles and Las Vegas…….LOL

    Happy 20 years.

  16. Nathan Evans Avatar
    Nathan Evans

    Congratulations, Brett! And thank you for creating spaces for travelers and AvGeeks alike!

  17. Arubaman Avatar
    Arubaman

    Congrats on 20 years, Mr. Snyder! Twenty years from now, I expect these blogs to be published in both Hawaiian and then the English translation. You will be living in Hawaii and posting at 1pm here on the east coast. If I’m still alive, I’ll excuse myself from afternoon Arts & Crafts, retreat to my nursing home room, and read your thoughts.
    Presumably, one post will be a trip report of your venture from LAX to EZE via PTY on Southwest. Because Copa is going to 100 MAX aircraft, Southwest will buy them, and, finally, Southwest’s hemispheric plan will be unveiled.

  18. LaxLgbSnaFlier Avatar
    LaxLgbSnaFlier

    Kudos on 20 years CF that you have taken this amazing Airline Industry Journey!

    Just to tease you, how many times have you written about tiny, little, local, nearby LGB?

  19. EKI2SAN Avatar
    EKI2SAN

    Why did it take me 20 years to find you? Congratulations, and I appreciate the memories and laughs you bring me.

  20. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    I’ve only been reading Cranky Flier since I came across the Airshow Podcast a year or so ago. Since I was a Continental person and am now a United person I read the “Blaming United’s Problems on Continental (or Vice Versa)…” post. How things have changed. Except for a couple of merger related paragraphs you could change United to American through out the post and it would be right on point.

  21. Holly Hegeman Avatar
    Holly Hegeman

    Congratulations Brett! Hey, if I did 24 years of PlaneBusiness Banter, three years of TheStreet.com, and three years of the Motley Fool, you can too. Here’s to at least another 10 years! We are not letting you off the hook that easily!

  22. GringoLoco Avatar
    GringoLoco

    For a data nerd, you missed a key metric: Godzilla’s map!

    Seriously tho, mahalo for all your time and effort. Happy 20th

    1. Kilroy Avatar
      Kilroy

      I was surprised Brett didn’t include a count of the number of Godzilla appearances in the blog, or other memes & inside jokes (like the “Across the Aisle” smoking graphic for his interviews).

      I know it’s tough to fit a summary of 20 years into one post of reasonable length, so I can see why those items were left out. Maybe we’ll get lucky and get a follow-up post on them. :-)

  23. John G Avatar
    John G

    Been here for most of it.

    Love this blog. Interesting, entertaining, if occasionally a bit too anti AA…but that’s
    fine also. I wait for it every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, and now I live Andrew’s Friday summaries also.

    Congrats on 20 years Brett.

    Cheers!

  24. Emil Avatar
    Emil

    Congrats buddy. You are one of the smartest and most honest people in the industry my friend. Very happy for all your success!

  25. King F Hui Avatar
    King F Hui

    Congratulatios. I have been reading the blog for over 15 years and attending the Dork Fest when there were about only 50 people. My highlight at one DorkFest was meeting Oscar, the CEO of United Airlines and have a photo with him. Haha, most people at that DorkFest did not know who he is.

    Keep up the good work.

  26. Brett Avatar

    Thank you everybody for the kind words. To answer a few questions:

    LaxLgbSnaFlier – I excluded trip reports which may mention LGB since I flew out of it, but other than that it looks like 262 posts

    GringoLoco – Looks like there have been 22 posts that mention godzilla or have the map (or both)

    John G – Well, if you think I’m too negative on AA, you might not like Monday’s post.

    Holly Hegeman – Ok, so 10 more years? That sounds more doable than 20 at this point!

  27. Jim S Avatar
    Jim S

    I’ve also read this blog since the beginning. Look forward to the Dorkfest next month. I just saw an article on it in the AAA magazine so I’m sure there will be a good turnout.

  28. Axelsarkis Avatar
    Axelsarkis

    Congratulations, Brett. Perhaps more importantly, thanks for the years of work which we’ve all benefitted from.

    Bemused to see that l’affaire Family Airlines retains its top comment spot. As I recall that’s unchanged the five-year anniversary post. Makes me realize that I’ve grown up alongside your blog.

  29. JayB Avatar
    JayB

    Well done and thanks!

  30. Glen Avatar
    Glen

    Frequent reader, infrequent poster here. Just wanted to say how much I love your insights into the endlessly fascinating world of aviation, delivered with the humourous kick only you can manage.

    Keep up the great work, and blue skies to everyone at CF :)

    Kia ora and arohanui (thanks and much love) from Tamaki Makaurau, Aotearoa (Auckland, New Zealand)

  31. Godzilla Avatar
    Godzilla

    And to think I knew you when………….

    Congratulations Brett! This is a tough industry to make a career in but even more difficult to strike out on your own and carve a place for yourself. I am lucky to know a couple of people who have done that, you being one of them, and I admire you for it.

    Best of everything.

    FA

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