The Last of the Hawaiian Hot Pockets (Trip Report)


To celebrate Hawaiian’s official entry into oneworld, the airline decided to have a media event in Honolulu to unveil its new oneworld-liveried airplane, showcase some food, and set up some interviews. It’s been awhile since I last did an event with the airline so I decided to take them up on the quick two-day trip. Not only did I find my time on the ground useful, but the flights were as well. Today, let’s talk about the way out when an era came to an end.

[Hawaiian provided my travel at no cost to me]

I decided to sleep in a little and take the 10:05am from LAX to Honolulu for the flight out. Sure, I could have flown from Long Beach, but… and I know this sound ridiculous… I really wanted one last hot pocket. See, Hawaiian would officially switch from the free hot pocket to paid options two days later, on July 1. Hot pockets were only served on flights after 10am, so I got a little sentimental and made the choice. Besides, an A330 over an A321neo? Yes, please.

Since it wasn’t too early, I decided to take public transit for my first run through the LAX Metro Transit Center. I left home at about 7:30am and walked 20 minutes to the closest metro stop. I took the A (blue) line up to the C (green) line and found myself at the LAX Metro Transit Center only a little over an hour after I left home. This wasn’t bad at all. But then… I had to go down to the buses since the people mover still isn’t open.

The transit plaza is nice and open, even with a giant blow-up soccer ball temporarily in the middle. But then after waiting several minutes, we got on the bus and it took forever. By the time we crawled through back streets and the horseshoe, it was about half an hour. Had the train been open, it would have been less than 10 minutes with an easy walk from the first stop to Terminal 6. On the bright side, I sat next to some very nice ladies who were flying Air Canada for their first trip to Europe but were going to the Bradley Terminal since that’s where they figured all international flights were. I was able to save them a whole lot of wasted time by pointing them to Terminal 6.

Inside, the terminal was busy, but TSA Precheck was nearly empty. I then walked all the way back to gate 69A where it was a madhouse. There are a lot of widebodies rolling through this terminal, and there is nowhere near enough seating.

The addition of Hawaiian into Alaska’s operation has definitely squeezed things, and it does make me wonder if Alaska might prefer a split operation between the new, roomier T5 when it opens and some of T6. Just something to think about.

We had an eight minute delay posted, which I thought was oddly specific. But we started boarding when they said, and even though there was one line for Priority and groups A/B plus another for the rest, they told everyone to board using both lines to speed things up, I assume. As a very fancy and important Atmos Silver, I was able to board in group B. I know, you are all impressed. After they scanned my boarding pass, I had to turn into the hallway where they isolate international arrivals and wait in an impossibly long line to board, so this didn’t actually speed up anything. Eventually, I made it on the airplane.

Hawaiian 803
June 29, 2026

From Los Angeles
➤ Scheduled Departure: 1005a
➤ Actual Departure: 1023a
➤ From Gate: 69A
➤ Wheels Up: 1041a
➤ From Runway: 25R

To Honolulu
➤ Wheels Down: 107p
➤ On Runway: 8L
➤ Scheduled Arrival: 1258p
➤ Actual Arrival: 115p
➤ At Gate: A6

Aircraft
➤ Type: Airbus A330-243
➤ Delivered: April 27, 2012
➤ Registered: N386HA, msn 1302
➤ Livery: Maile Lei colors, “Heiheionākeiki”

Flight
➤ Cabin: Coach in Seat 18J
➤ Load: ~99% Full
➤ Flight Time: 5h26m

Our A330 was full of pinks and turquoises as always but yes, it looks a little tired. I really can’t wait until Alaska is able to put these airplanes through the announced retrofit. I still like flying them as a passenger, but they do need some love.

I went back to my seat which it turns out was in the Extra Comfort (or as Alaska calls it, Premium) section. I didn’t realize that before, but I don’t have long legs anyway. Still, always happy for a little extra room. And no, my upgrade to First did not come through. At last check I was something like number 25 or 27 on the list, so I never bothered to pay attention again.

We were all boarded up and ready to go, but we weren’t moving. The captain came on after a few minutes to tell us that we’d been ready for awhile, but due to taxiway construction just to the west of us causing congestion, we hadn’t been able to get pushback clearance. It took about another 10 minutes before we could finally start moving.

The good news is that taxi was short and we were airborne into the marine layer quickly after passing quite a colorful assortment of airlines at the Bradley Terminal.

I had started browsing the movie selection on the ground and had already fired up Young Frankenstein to start me off. At the same time, I pulled out my laptop and phone and connected to Starlink. I kind of hate Starlink, because now I can never go back to other airborne wifi options again. It’s just so fast.

The flight attendants came through with the snack cart, drinks, and yes, the hot pocket.

This time, it was the turkey focaccia one, and it was very tasty if not a little salty… since my tears kept flowing down on to the sandwich.

I get why these are going away, but I will miss them. I washed it down with the customary and complimentary-for-all Koloa rum punch, and then I sat back.

The flight attendants asked everyone to lower their windowshades, but as usual, I was defiant. I did lower it somewhat but not all the way. Yes I know it’s open ocean, but I can watch cloud formations all day long. Then, I broke the rules again. I briefly got on a Google Meet with someone at work who needed to talk. I mostly just listened and whispered when I had to speak, but I realized this was certainly no more disruptive than talking to a seatmate. Still, I know it’s not allowed, and this makes me a true rebel.

I was going to watch another movie, but instead I decided to catch up on some reading. They may not play Territorial Airwaves on the inflight entertainment system anymore, but I had the entire internet at my disposal. I put on some Hawaiian music (Kealiʻi Reichel, if you’re curious) to get into an aloha mindset and then cranked through some long articles I’d been meaning to read.

The flight attendants had walked through with water regularly, but then they stopped. Within an hour of landing, they handed out cookies from Honolulu Cookie Co and I asked if more water was coming. She said no, but she would bring me some. Sure enough, she did, and I was content.

We started our descent into Honolulu when a call went out for a doctor or nurse. Gulp. That’s never good news, but there would be no diversions at this point. We circled around and landed to the east with a quick taxi to the gate. That’s when the flight attendant asked us all to be seated because paramedics would meet the ill party at the gate… and it was a child.

Surprisingly, everyone listened and nobody moved into the aisle. The family got off first, and I could see a rash on the kid’s neck as he walked past us, sobbing. Poor kid. Once they were off, it was time for us to follow. I headed to the hotel where I had this view from the Outrigger Reef for a couple of nights.

I’ll cover the return where I tasted the new pre-order meals for the first time and had excellent service in a future post.

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33 responses to “The Last of the Hawaiian Hot Pockets (Trip Report)”

  1. shoeguy Avatar
    shoeguy

    Nice report. I do think the Hawaiian brand won’t last more than a couple of more years and will ultimately transition to Alaska.

    1. Howie I Avatar
      Howie I

      I agree that the Hawaiian name will be gone but I wonder when they do that if they will create a brand new name (like when Southern and North Central merged to become Republic) I just don’t think that Alaska Airlines is a name that would work for an airline with goals to become an international airline.

      1. MRY-SMF Avatar
        MRY-SMF

        Pacific Airways?

        We need more airlines with Airways in their names

  2. Aliqiout Avatar
    Aliqiout

    Thank you for standing up to the window shade totalitarianism.

  3. Matt D Avatar
    Matt D

    That’s a lot of vowels in that planes name.

    Can anyone give me a phonetic spelling of the pronunciation?

    And what was the reason for them asking to draw down the shades?

    1. Brett Avatar

      Matt D – Sure, I can help with that. Heiheion?keiki is hay-hay-oh-NA-kay-key. All of the A330s are named for stars and constellations and this is the belt and sword of Orion.

      Shades, I assume the idea is to make it dark for those who want to sleep. But that sounds like someone else’s problem. If you need darkness on a flight at 10am, bring eyeshades.

      1. Oliver Avatar
        Oliver

        Darker cabin is also better for watching IFE.

        And allegedly better for reduced cabin service (passengers less awake/alert/demanding, FAs able to hang out in galley).

        But if I book a window seat, I by definition control if the shade is up or down. I am usually pretty reasonable about it, but I also like seeing the world from 30k FT up in the air.

      2. Matt D Avatar
        Matt D

        I did not know that. Thank you for informing me.

        I’m familiar with some of the “official” names of many of the stars, including some of the ones in Orion. But not any of the local ones.

  4. emac Avatar
    emac

    Young Frankenstein! Where wolf???

    And Abby who?

    1. Brett Avatar

      There wolf. There castle…

      And yes, seems like Abby Normal wasn’t a great idea.

      1. SEAN Avatar
        SEAN

        Are you telling me I put an abnormal brain in a seven & a half foot long – fifty-four inch wide…. gorilla! Is that what you’re telling me!

      2. SEAN Avatar
        SEAN

        Alive… it’s alive… it’s ALIVE! Stand back.

  5. SEAN Avatar
    SEAN

    If we look at the base of a brain that has just been removed from the skull, there’s very little of the mid-brain we can actually see. Yet as I demonstrated in my lecture last week, if the under aspects of the temporal lobes are gently pulled apart… the upper portion of the stem of the brain can be seen. The so called brain stem consists of the mid-brain, a rounded protution called the pons & a stalk tapering downwards call the medulla oblongata witch passes out of the skull through the ferangman magnum & of course becomes… the spinal cord.

    1. Brad Kratz Avatar
      Brad Kratz

      Nice Hopping.

      1. SEAN Avatar
        SEAN

        Stick close to the candles – the staircase can be treacherous.

        1. Kmilke Avatar
          Kmilke

          Behind ze bookcase?

          1. stormcrash Avatar
            stormcrash

            Put, the Candle, Back!

  6. Brian Gasser Avatar
    Brian Gasser

    Any info on when the LAX people mover will open? I was at the LAX Rental Car Center yesterday, and found it strange thst each brand operates its own busses from the airport to the rental car center. It would seem more efficient for LAX to run those shuttles, reduce duplicate busses, and cut down the traffic in the Horseshoe. For those familiar with LAX, can you explain why separate dedicated bus lanes haven’t been created around the horseshoe like I believe San Diego has?

    1. Brett Avatar

      Brian – Currently they are officially saying October but until the contractors stops holding this thing hostage, I don’t believe anything. Here’s a really good video that came out recently which talks about what’s happening:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FOZ7R9bUBA

      As for bus lanes, they do that… but only on the arrivals level for LAX buses. If you need to go to the metro connector, LAX parking lots, or the LAXit rideshare lot, those have their own lanes.

      1. Brian Gasser Avatar
        Brian Gasser

        Thanks Brett! The lane the bus was in was overwhelmed with regular autos. Cars were picking up paxs in the bus lanes and in the purple bus pickup zones. Either law enforcement has given up keeping cars away from the busses or LAX needs rethink its operation. Terminal 1 seemed not nearly as crowded as you were describing your Hawaiian gate experience.

        1. Brett Avatar

          Brian – No, you’re right on rental cars. They do not have dedicated lanes for those buses. It’s only the airport-operated buses which can use the separated lanes that are closest to the terminal on the arrivals level. Everyone else fends for themselves on the outside.

          1. SEAN Avatar
            SEAN

            The YT channel “Tiger rail fan” posts regular updates on all things LA transit. He has done numerous episodes on the LAX transit center & peoplemover.

        2. Kilroy Avatar
          Kilroy

          If you ever want to see SUPER strict enforcement of the pax pickup area, check out ATL.

          Almost every time I’m at the curb there I see a cop every ~50 yards actively looking for cars to shoo along that are stopped and not loading/unloading pax, and the cops do not hesitate to yell and threaten tickets if disobedient drivers hesitate or make excuses.

          It’s still a pain to be picked up / dropped off there, and takes far longer than it should for cars to get through, but it would be utterly impassable if not for the strict enforcement.

          1. Aliqiout Avatar
            Aliqiout

            LOL the entire ATL is full of emoyees shooing people on. The stand in front of signs repeating exactly what the signs say, or in some cases the exact opposite (the sign could easily be flipped). It is one reason it is low on my list of desired connection points.

  7. Anon Avatar
    Anon

    CF – If you’re gonna do selfies, please can you make a bit more effort ? I know you have the ability to take decent photos. This one with you in the seat and eating your food is not eye candy :-)

    1. Steve Avatar
      Steve

      Joke

      ________

      Anon’s head

  8. Eric in ICT Avatar
    Eric in ICT

    Major avgeek street cred to the king of the AvGeeks for: Choosing a flight for the food and nostalgia, picking the more comfortable aircraft type for a long-haul, helping fellow passengers on the bus, of course the trip report, and much more. Well done, CF! Aloha.

  9. AAflyer Avatar
    AAflyer

    I never had one of these hot pockets so I was hoping for a more thorough review and description of this culinary experience that I will unfortunately never try. I do have a soft spot for the nostalgia of complimentary domestic Y food. I was sad when the CO burger trays ended (which I am pretty sure were not 100% meat). I guess it’s down to AA’s “important” transcons on flights <8ish hours.

    1. SandyCreek Avatar
      SandyCreek

      I had the chicken wrap flying SFO-JFK on AA and I wish I got the cheese plate instead – and this comes from someone who almost never eats cheese on a standalone basis. It’s less worthwhile than it sounds. I do wish JetBlue could run some onboard meals for Econ passengers on transcon routes – they do have a good selection on the DIG.

  10. Dale Avatar
    Dale

    Thanks for the Trip Report and thanks for not putting your window shade down all the way. I’m also a window seat guy and I like to look out when flying. That said I haven’t had any occasion to fly anywhere in over five years.

  11. Lani Avatar
    Lani

    I didn’t think anyone but me still listened to Harry B. Soria Jr.. Okole Maluna!

    1. Brett Avatar

      Lani – I still listen on the website! I’m so glad they’ve kept up the archives even though he died 5 years ago.

  12. 1990 Avatar
    1990

    *sad face* for loss of the ‘free’ hot pockets…
    *happy face* for the continued signature guava juice…

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