Get Your Cranky Face Masks

Jul 22, 2020

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We had several of you ask about Cranky face masks, and I’m happy to report we now have a face covering collection! You can see them all at crankyconcierge.com/masks.

We have face masks for adults and kids along with a bandana and a scarf-kind-of-thing. Some are subtle:

Others are, well… not. This will probably be a favorite:

Is your favorite airline not a Biscoff kind of airline? Fear not. There are mask options for fans of United, Hawaiian (my personal favorite), and JetBlue as well.

See the entire collection at crankyconcierge.com/masks. And if you have an idea for a mask, feel free to send it to us at cf@crankyflier.com. We’ll be happy to make custom options as long as it doesn’t infringe on any copyrights.

Brett

17 responses to “Get Your Cranky Face Masks”

Thomasp168

Jul 22, 2020 at 6:36 am

You need one that looks like the airplane oxygen mask.

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1. Stormcrash
  
  Jul 22, 2020 at 11:20 am
  
  Along with some phrase from the safety brief like “Adjust your own mask before helping others” or “Breathe normally and note that oxygen is flowing” or “Don’t worry if the bag doesn’t inflate”
  
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2. CF
  
  Jul 22, 2020 at 4:59 pm
  
  Thomasp168 – I tried to do an oxygen mask, but it’s tough since the area I can use for the image is only in the central part of the masks. It doesn’t print to the edge so the straps would get cut off, so would the bag. It would look kind of arbitrary. Still think it’s worth doing?
  
  And Stormcrash – I probably don’t have the room to do the mask and the text, but if you like the text alone, I can make that. Let me know.
  
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Kilroy

Jul 22, 2020 at 12:12 pm

“Breathe normally and know that oxygen is flowing, even if the **mask** does not inflate.”

Might be a bit too much text to squeeze onto a relatively small mask, but that would be a fun thing to put on a mask, both as an air safety pun and as a reminder to the anti-masker people that breathing with a mask on is still possible.

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1. CF
  
  Jul 22, 2020 at 5:06 pm
  
  Kilroy – I like it! What do you think?
  https://crankyconcierge.com/products/face-covering-breathe-normally
  
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  1. Thomasp168
    
    Jul 22, 2020 at 5:08 pm
    
    Gotta be yellow like the oxygen masks.
    
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    1. CF
      
      Jul 22, 2020 at 5:17 pm
      
      Thomasp168 – Can’t make the whole thing yellow, but I can do this: https://crankyconcierge.com/products/face-covering-breathe-normally-yellow
      
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      1. Thomasp168
        
        Jul 23, 2020 at 7:16 am
        
        I love it. I’d wear it on a plane any day!
        
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  2. Kilroy
    
    Jul 23, 2020 at 3:56 am
    
    Brett,
    
    Thanks for being so responsive to the comments in this thread. I have worn surgical and disposable foam (the 3M-style disposable white round dust masks) masks since the pandemic started, not cloth masks, but I’m really tempted to buy a few, especially with a flight coming up in a few weeks.
    
    I could see the “breathe normally” masks getting a lot of compliments and smiles from FAs.
    
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phllax

Jul 22, 2020 at 1:46 pm

Can you do one that says “Crosscheck Complete, V1, Vr, Slam, Click?”

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1. CF
  
  Jul 22, 2020 at 5:09 pm
  
  phllax – I can indeed. How’s this?
  https://crankyconcierge.com/products/face-covering-crosscheck-complete
  
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2. Kilroy
  
  Jul 23, 2020 at 4:01 am
  
  Where’s that line from? A quick search didn’t turn up anything, but my Google-fu may be weak today.
  
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DesertGhost

Jul 22, 2020 at 5:46 pm

There’s always the image of Godzilla’s house.

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1. CF
  
  Jul 23, 2020 at 9:50 am
  
  DesertGhost – I think that’s too small for the mask. Too hard to tell what it is.
  
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Wany

Jul 24, 2020 at 9:05 am

I looked at the Biscoff picture and was thinking “what about my stroopwafel and blue chips”. I was not disappointed.

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Jinxed_K

Aug 4, 2020 at 11:06 am

Just got mine in the mail.. ended up being too small by about a half inch on each side because the ear loops don’t stretch like standard medical masks.
Heading to the crafts store later to grab some elastic for a little modification.

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1. CF
  
  Aug 4, 2020 at 2:08 pm
  
  Sorry to hear that – hopefully it’s easy to get it to fit you.
  
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