Cranky Weekly Review presented by Oakland San Francisco Bay Airport: Alaska’s Announcements, TSA Takes a Stand


Alaska, Hawaiian to Join JVs

As part of its media and investor day on Tuesday, Alaska Air Group revealed its intention to join the transatlantic and transpacific joint ventures along with several of its oneworld friends. Going Down Under appears to be excluded for now, even though American and Qantas have a tie-up of their own. Regulatory approval is not a slam dunk on this one, so the process could end up being drawn out for many months…or more.

The transatlantic JV features Aer Lingus, American, British Airways, Iberia, Finnair, and most importantly, LEVEL. The pacific one is just American and Japan Airlines. Going towards Europe, the JV competes both with the United/Air Canada/Lufthansa Group Atlantic++ joint venture and the Delta/Air France-KLM/Virgin Atlantic conglomerate. Looking towards Asia, its primary competition is Delta and Korean’s tie-up along with United and ANA.

What all four of these other JVs have in common is that they only have one U.S. carrier party to the agreement. This would change that paradigm, putting both American and Alaska (and technically, Hawaiian too) all together in one big, cozy antitrust-free group for long-haul flying.

Alaska Shares New Premium Options

Alaska also announced upgrades to the pointy end of its aircraft and new lounge concepts as it looks to grow its share of the top right of the “K curve” economy that the industry is thoroughly enjoying.

The changes are vast, but the highlights include:

  • B787: 34 new lie-flat suites called Aurora and 35 new premium economy seats called Premium Reserve beginning in 2028
  • B737-10 MAX: 12 new Aurora seats and premium economy
  • A330: Hawaiian’s fleet of 24 A330s will receive 22 new first class suites beginning in 2028 and it will also debut a premium economy option
  • Seattle lounge: A new 41,000-square foot lounge in Seattle that will have seperate areas for Aurora fliers and those who pay extra to look at and mock the poors in the regular part of the lounge. This lounge will feature a cocktail that can only be ordered if you have the expensive Alaska credit card which seems like a great idea that won’t cause any issues.
  • Honolulu lounge: A new 13,000-square foot lounge that will come with a POG juice fountain in HNL’s A gates in 2028. Guests will be required to affirm under the penalties of perjury that they have not ever entered any Southwest lounge in their life — or be denied access.

The A330 overhaul is particularly notable as those planes have aging interiors — which, when you really think about it…don’t we all? The updates will bring capacity down on the A330 fleet from 278 to 254.

United Expands Premium Basic Revolution

United Airlines debuted basic, unbundled tickets in Polaris earlier this year, and the airline is growing its program to include domestic first class and short-haul international flights marketed as business, but lacking a full Polaris experience.

Customers purchasing this option will receive one free checked bag included with the fare but no more. Seat assignments will cost extra, changes or refunds (whether for cash or credit) will not be available, and perhaps most tragically, customers will not be barred from enjoying flat soft drinks and borderline-expired snack mix in the opulent comfort of the United Club.

Like other basic-branded fares, these will earn less miles than their non-basic cousins. At this point, it feels inevitable that eventually the airline will only operate flights with Basic options to and from Newark as further punishment for those who choose that airport.

TSA to Require Document Checkers to Stand

The TSA, apparently disagreeing with George Costanza when it comes to staff sitting while on the clock will now require all document checkers (the folks who check our ID and match it with the name on the boarding pass) to stand at their podium while working.

The government has already begun the process of removing the chairs in most airports — so anyone who’s in the market for an uncomfortable chair that’s designed to be sat at a tall height might be able to get a good deal from your local TSA outfit. The union representing TSA agents is unhappy but doesn’t appear to have the power to stop it. TSA officials say this will make officers “more alert.” Is that a good thing?

We’re going to ask our on-the-ground-team of Cranky readers to keep an eye out this week while traveling and will create a hotline to report any TSA employees sitting while on the clock.

United Rolls Out Status Match

United Airlines revealed a status match offer to elite members of other carriers (really just American and Delta, but play along with them). The offer is to comp status for 90 days and offer a challenge to retain the status for the rest of this year and all of 2027 as well. The signups are available until October 15, and require you to submit documentation of your status at the other carrier, your sickest burn directed at Basic Economy passengers, and top three reasons to not connect through Newark.

The thresholds for buying tickets to retain status for the full year+ come in at $1,500 for Silver, $3,000 for Gold, $4,500 for Platinum, and $7,000 for 1K.

The airline is tying its marketing pitch to its Starlink Wi-Fi which will infamously not be a part of Delta’s offerings anytime soon. Delta’s gamble on Amazon’s Leo is not yet paying off, and United is seeking to take further advantage of Delta being behind its rivals in on-board connectivity. United is in the midst of updating its fleet with Starlink, and once it is complete, it’ll be free and fast for Mileage Plus members. But for now, unless you’re one of the lucky ones on a Starlink aircraft, it’s $8 and buffering for you.

  • Aeromexico is expanding its revolving credit facility to $250 million.
  • Air Astana began ticket sales for its 2x weekly flight to Tokyo.
  • Air Transat secured a loan from the Canadian government.
  • Austrian is out of the B767-300ER business.
  • Cathay Pacific extended its suspension of service to the Middle East through February 1.
  • Etihad is doubling its Sydney flights to 2x daily.
  • Ethiopian is buying 10 cargo aircraft from Boeing with an option for eight more.
  • JetBlue is beginning 1x daily Fort Lauderdale – Caracas service on February 4.
  • KLM now expects to begin operating the A350 late this year.
  • Pegasus closed its €142.3 million acquisition of Smartwings.
  • Singapore is upgrading its premium cabin dining options.
  • SriLankan Airlines named a new acting CEO.
  • TAP‘s suitors continue to pursue the carrier.
  • United CEO Scott Kirby isn’t done growing Chicago.
  • Volotea entered court-supervised restructuring.
  • Wizz Air capacity was up 25% in September.

I finally figured out why trees don’t have teeth.

Turns out they’re all bark and no bite.

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13 responses to “Cranky Weekly Review presented by Oakland San Francisco Bay Airport: Alaska’s Announcements, TSA Takes a Stand”

  1. kitsune4px Avatar
    kitsune4px

    I missed the banner change last week, but the San Francisco skyline in the background of the Southwest landing on OAK runway 11, it’s like a chief’s kiss on the OAK sponsorship. Good job.

    Also I enjoyed the pod this week Brett; I really wished you guys had dug a little deeper on the back and forth about Aurora livery B737-10 flying other places besides the US East Coast. I think the fact they went with the the Aurora livery on the outside is telling. I also thought when the livery first came out that it wouldn’t look bad in a fuchsia/purple scheme alternative. And now using leihoku (“Lei of Stars”) for their Hawaiian premium cabin name suggests to me that AS HQ has a long term branding vision that is more cohesive than some of those who grump about two brands in their comments are giving them credit for. I don’t mind the two brands, but at this point I wouldn’t be shocked if they eventually became “Aurora Airlines” (though maybe that sounds to much like Aloha Airlines) and talked up the idea of Polynesian wayfinding and Northern Lights, yada, yada, yada.

    1. Brett Avatar

      kitsune – They weren’t going to give us any more details, but it is entirely possible that once this covers the Northeast, then it could head west. But we aren’t getting any destinations yet, pushing won’t get anywhere.

  2. 1990 Avatar
    1990

    Well done this week, especially with the first live The Air Show podcast!

    Andrew, for more dental humor: “Best time for a dentist appointment…. tooth-hurty.” (2:30)

  3. Bruce Avatar
    Bruce

    So United now lumps first class and business class pax down with the unwashed minions (most of us).
    It looks like we’re heading back to the glory days of flying when only the very wealthy could afford to fly.
    Perhaps the airlines will take this a bit further and put us poor folks in our own 30 year old beat up CRJ’s to keep us away from the chosen ones.

  4. Michael “Mike” Daus Avatar
    Michael “Mike” Daus

    Brett,
    Loving the sarcasm woven into the stories—great work!

    In response to your comments about Starlink Wi-Fi on United planes, as part of the story on status matches, i’m puzzled that United would not make Wi-Fi free for all mileage plus members? This would further cement their advantage over Delta, who currently offers this. As someone who still occasionally pays for united Wi-Fi on non-Starlink equipped aircraft (single flight, day pass, or monthly subscriptions), i’m ready to give that up because I find the service to be subpar and often unavailable for portions, if not all of the flight. There’s really no point in paying for it anymore.

    Perhaps there’s another logical explanation? But if none can be found, maybe someone from United will read this comment. Or if you agree, maybe more of us can help influence United to consider free Wi-Fi for mileage plus members.

    1. Tory Avatar

      My understanding is that there is enough bandwidth on Starlink to make it free for all members on those flights, but if they made it free on non-Starlink flights it would get flooded with users and become essentially unusable (just happened to me on a SWA flight). By keeping it paid on those flights, it limits users to people who truly value it and keeps the limited bandwidth from being overwhelmed. Usable for a few is better than unusable for everybody.

      1. Mike Avatar
        Mike

        I’m not as familiar with WN, but DL has free WiFi for Skymiles members, just not Starlink (or alternative, yet). If I was not clear, what I’m saying/asking is, why doesn’t UA just offer free WiFi for MileagePlus members on aircraft not yet fitted with Starlink? It pretty much eliminates any competitiveness Delta might have with regards to their inflight connectivity.

        1. Tory Avatar

          > why doesn’t UA just offer free WiFi for MileagePlus members on aircraft not yet fitted with Starlink?

          That is the question I answered above.

          1. Mike Avatar
            Mike

            Tory, I really appreciate your thoughts on this. Not sure why our conversation is not more aligned? Excluding where starlink is already available and free, I believe United could offer their (non)Starlink WiFi for free now, just as Delta already does. This would give UA an even bigger advantage over Delta. United Wi-Fi will all be free when starlink is fully rolled out. It seems to make sense to just make it free now; especially, since the paid WiFi is so bad anyway, and often INOP.

            1. Tory Avatar

              > It seems to make sense to just make it free now; especially, since the paid WiFi is so bad anyway, and often INOP.

              And that’s why they don’t do it: they’d be flooding already pretty bad wifi with so many free users that it would be completely unusable, upsetting the business users on the flight who really do need access to it for work. There’s only so much limited bandwidth for the whole plane. Better to have a few semi-happy paid wifi users than a whole bunch of unhappy free wifi users. Making it free could really upset a lot of their most loyal and profitable business fliers (who are expensing that wifi charge anyway) that count on at least being able to get emails in and out.

  5. Tonei Glavinic Avatar
    Tonei Glavinic

    The Alaska cocktail exclusive to summit card holders isn’t related to the new aurora lounge – they’ve had it for a while now (possibly since the summit card came out?)

    I’m not sure what this means: “[basic first] customers will not be barred from enjoying flat soft drinks and borderline-expired snack mix.” Can’t tell from the double negative whether something is changing or not. (Domestic first passengers already don’t get United Club access as part of their ticket, they’d have to have a membership/pass or non-UA star alliance gold status to access the lounge.)

    1. Oliver Avatar
      Oliver

      Yes, it’s the Summit cocktail and launched a year ago as a “benefit” of the Summit VISA.

      If more attentiveness is the goal, are we going to see the chairs removed from the X-ray scanner operators positions as well?

      I’d like to see the next Congress remove the chairs of the witnesses invited/subpoenaed for testimony in congressional hearings… so they are more alert and provide better answers.

  6. DesertGhost Avatar
    DesertGhost

    Being a bit facetious, with all the talk about lie-flat seats, seat-back TV, lounges, credit cards, wi-fi, etc. it’s almost as if airline aficionados and pundits seem to downplay the fact that the main function of an airline is to provide transportation. LOL

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