Browsing Posts published in April, 2009

Cranky is on vacation, but I pre-scheduled a handful of posts over at BNET. Here are this week’s.

Montie Brewer Ousted as CEO of Air Canada
Air Canada’s board decided to clean house last week in order to face its impending cash crisis. But was it really Brewer’s fault?

Oberstar Questions Virgin America’s Citizenship Status
Though the DOT may not have been too high on reviewing Virgin America’s ownership status before, Rep Oberstar’s intervention will certainly change that.

Airline Executives Talk About Oil and the Economy
I promise I’m almost done with my wrap-up from the Phoenix Aviation Symposium. This is part one of the executive panel.

Cranky is on vacation, but I’ve lined up some excellent guest bloggers for you while I’m gone. Today I have my old friend Benet Wilson from Aviation Week. Last time she posted her “Strange but True” piece I received good feedback, so she’s back with more.

First—it kills me, but I have to thank Cranky for letting me do a guest post here. I hope he’s having a great time on his honeymoon. So let’s get started.

My sister is a cop in California. She loves to regale me with tales of the stupid stuff people do when trying Benetto avoid police detection or arrest. I was amazed at the stupid stuff people continue to do at airports and onboard flights, so I created “Strange But True Airport News” that used to appear in my now-defunct Towers and Tarmacs blog. I now do “Strange But True Aviation News” at AviationWeek.com’s Things With Wings blog. Below is my take on some of the stranger stories that appeared on my radar this week. If you like what you read, please come over to our blog every Friday afternoon to see me!

You can’t help but wonder “what was he thinking?” Remember Adam Dylan Leon, the guy who stole the Cessna 172 and was allegedly trying to commit suicide? It turns out he was hoping that the F-16 military fighter jets that were following his three-state fly-by would actually shoot him down, reports CBS News. Instead, he landed the aircraft on a Missouri highway and was promptly arrested.

Oh sure—use the `I was on medication’ excuse. Why do people think they can make bad behavior go away by blaming medication? Toronto radio and television medical reporter Colleen Walsh is denying that she had an incident of air rage on a recent Air Canada flight, reports the Star. She asserts she was trying to help a sick passenger when the flight crew overreacted and she acted erratically because of medications and stress. She spent a night in jail and was released on C$2,500 bond.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned—in flight. You’ve just got to love the celebrities behaving badly in airports and in flight. I could do an entire column just on super model Naomi Campbell. But I digress. Speaking of super models, the U.K.’s Sarah Hannon recently woke up on a Kingfisher Airlines flight from London to Bangalore in a rage, reports the Sun. Why? She allegedly found her boyfriend Daniel Melia performing a sex act on Clare Irby. No surprise here—an in-flight fight ensued, and all three were arrested. Melia and Irby were charged with gross indecency; Hannon was charged with being drunk on an aircraft.

When you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta GO! Who knew going to the bathroom could get you arrested? Joao Correa found himself in this very predicament on a recent Delta Air Lines flight from Honduras to Atlanta, reports the Associated Press. Correa had to use the lavatory, but he was blocked by a flight attendant and her beverage cart. She wouldn’t move, and he wasn’t allowed to use the business class lavatory, so somehow he ended up arrested and charged with assault.

What? This *isn’t* Tbilisi International Airport? A Turkish Airlines Boeing 737-800 accidentally landed at a Georgia’s Vaziani military base instead of Tbilisi International Airport, reports Flight. Turns out five other commercial airlines have made the same mistake so far this year.

No license for you!! I did a story in this column about a helicopter pilot caught having sex with a porn start while flying over San Diego. He was caught after a passenger videotaped the incident. Well, now an NTSB administrative law has upheld an FAA order revoking the license of David Martz. The pilot claimed he was more responsible now, but the judge didn’t buy it.

Maybe Nordstrom should have just shipped the clothes. A woman taking an American Airlines flight to Philadelphia was none too happy when she arrived and her baggage – which held $550 in new clothing from Nordstrom – was missing, reports NBC Philadelphia. Turns out that AA baggage supervisor Christopher Shaw had stolen the clothes from her baggage and returned them to the store for cash. He was arrested, charged with multiple counts of theft and fired from the airline.

I will end with an interesting post from our good friends over at the Wall Street Journal’s Middle Seat Terminal blog. Apparently there’s an abundance of tribute songs to Capt. Sully Sullenberger, 1 of the heroes of the US Airways Flight 1549 Hudson River landing, posted on YouTube. Some are not bad, and some—you just ask why?


Benet Wilson covers business aviation for Aviation Week. She first met Cranky while he was at America West and she at Mesa in 2001. Incredibly, she continues to talk to him. After stints at Rolls-Royce (jet engines) and Delta, she’s now back to her journalistic roots.

Cranky is on vacation, but I’ve lined up some excellent guest bloggers for you while I’m gone. Today I have Delta’s Marie Force with a look at the past. Frequent readers know that I love the archive pieces she writes on Delta’s blog.

Here’s a little jog down Delta’s memory lane:

Monroe, Louisiana was our home from 1925—when predecessor crop-dusting company Huff Daland Dusters Delta Original Terminalmoved there from Macon, Georgia—until 1941 when headquarters moved to Atlanta. It continued to be the hub for our crop-dusting operations until 1966.

When Delta Air Service started in 1928—thanks to a $40,000 investment of the Monroe business community—operations continued in the same small building and hangar at Selman Field in Monroe. Inside the white stucco building were offices for general manager C. E. Woolman, his secretary Catherine Fitzgerald and the entomologists for the crop-dusting work. Soon, they sectioned off a small Travel Air 1929 Ad.psdwaiting room for passengers. Our first airline service was taking off!

We flew our first passengers on June 17, 1929, in a Travel Air S-6000-B monoplane from Dallas to Jackson, Miss., with stops in Monroe and Shreveport, La. Johnny Howe piloted the five-passenger plane, which had wood paneling inside the cabin, woven wicker seats, handholds instead of seat belts and windows that could open. Talk about onboard amenities!

Although our first headquarters building no longer stands, several museums in Monroe tell the story of Delta and its birthplace.

Thank you for the opportunity to post, Cranky Flier. I’m a big fan of yours too!


Marie Force is archives manger for the Delta Air Transport Heritage Museum and regular contributor on Delta’s blog, Under the Wing. In celebration of 80 great years of service, Delta is offering $80 fares for travel between Monroe and select domestic cities.

Cranky is on vacation, but I’ve lined up some excellent guest bloggers for you while I’m gone. Today I have a guest who prefers to go only by “The Cardinal.” The Cardinal doesn’t pull punches, so hopefully this will generate some good discussion on both sides.

We take as our point of inspiration (or exasperation) Ted Reed’s recent article on Virgin America from The Street.com. There are a lot of annoying things about this article, such as the idea that what Virgin America is doing amounts to innovation. What a crock that is. But that’s not what this blog entry is about. We’ll get to that after a bit of history.

The list of stupid airline startups since US deregulation in 1979 is very, very long, but Virgin America surely ranks high on that list.

Start with Richard Branson’s alleged brilliance as an airline entrepreneur. The man’s record is uneven at best. The flagship Virgin Atlantic airline is certainly high profile, but a look at its financials (the company is private but provides some summary data at the end of this document) shows it to be not excitingly profitable. And note this is an airline that for much of its history was one of only four airlines that was permitted to fly from London’s Heathrow airport to the US — you would think that would be a license to mint money.

But then think of the late, unlamented Virgin Express, Branson’s flop of a European low cost carrier. Among Branson’s mistakes: picking a Belgian carrier as the foundation of Virgin Express (Belgium has some of the highest social charges and toughest labor laws in Europe) and putting Mesa’s Jonathan Ornstein in charge of it (whatever Jonathan’s virtues, he’s a distinctly American phenomenon who was out of place in Europe). It’s no surprise that Branson ultimately threw in the towel in 2004.

But what about Australia’s Virgin Blue? Clearly a success, no? Well, yes, but it’s actually a great example of how it’s better to be lucky than smart.

Virgin Blue started flying roughly a year before Australian carrier Ansett collapsed (for complex reasons but related to the financial trouble of its then partial parent, Air New Zealand. As a rough guide as to the approximate effect that had on the Australian air travel market, imagine if American Airlines and United suddenly went out of business — not just bankrupt, but completely out of business. How difficult would it be for any US air carrier to make money in the wake of such an event? It would be cake. Heck, even Spirit, Mesa and Frontier would make money in large quantities in such an event. So yeah, Virgin Blue was successful, it would have been very difficult for them not to be very profitable in the wake of Ansett’s collapse.

You have to hand it to Branson, he has a reality distortion field around him that rivals that of Steve Jobs. Let’s think about Virgin America. What exactly is the unfilled niche that Virgin occupies in the US?

Virgin America is largely going after long-haul domestic flying between major US cities. Is there a lack of capacity in such markets? No. In fact there’s even an existing not-quite-a-startup that does many of the same things, JetBlue, on many of the same routes. Arguably JetBlue is better at it than Virgin. JetBlue doesn’t have the mood lighting that Virgin has, and JetBlue’s IFE isn’t quite as snazzy as that of Virgin America’s, but JetBlue’s seat-pitch is a heck of a lot better than that of Virgin America (at least Virgin America’s economy-class pitch — JetBlue obviously doesn’t do a first class, but then its single class product is already pretty dang comfy) and JetBlue’s in-flight service is really quite good.

Yet Branson convinced a bunch of financiers to throw money at him to start Virgin America. Chalk it up, perhaps, to a minor moment of wretched excess — minor at least relative to the rest of the financial crisis. Yeah, so a bunch of financiers ponied up some hundreds of millions for a dumb airline concept. Big deal. This was at the same time that Swiss bank UBS was doing real estate deals that ultimately cost it $38bn in writeoffs. So much, much dumber things were being done at the same time. It could have been worse. And the Virgin America backers weren’t alone — there were the folks who lost their shirts with Skybus at about the same time.

Just how poor was Virgin Amerca’s concept is apparent from its appalling financial results. Cranky did a good job covering their dismal historic financials here and Ted Reed covers the 4th quarter of 2008 in his piece referred to above.

And now we’re getting to what this blog entry is about. The most exasperating thing in Ted Reed’s piece is the ill-advised statement by Virgin America CEO David Cush at the end:

“We are not profitable, and you would not expect a new airline to be profitable,” he said. “But we have no debt to be renegotiated, no need to go to the capital markets and we continue to believe we will be profitable in 2011.”

[The Ted Reed story initially said 2011, which I know because I saved a copy. Checking it recently, it now says 2010, but there's no notice of a change, which is poor practice on the part of Ted and The Street -- the kind of thing the media is not supposed to do. It doesn't matter much whether it's 2010 or 2011, the same point applies, but don't be surprised when you click thru and see 2010 rather than 2011.]

Huh? I suppose you can chalk some of Cush’s nonchalance up to the fact that he previously worked for American Airlines. With that background he probably thinks that you wouldn’t expect any airline to be profitable, period. But Virgin America started flying, finally (after a year or two of delay) in 2007 — it’s highly unlikely Virgin America’s long-suffering investors were sold this puppy on the basis of no profits until 2011. Over five years from investment to break-even? That’s a joke.

Yeah, lots of startups are unprofitable — but then most startups fail, and they primarily fail because . . . they don’t make money. Whereas successful startups do the opposite. They make money (what a concept). JetBlue started in 2000 — it was profitable in 2001, and that, as you will recall, was a really bad year for airlines. Then-tiny (and still, today, small) Allegiant came out of bankruptcy in 2002 — in 2003 it was profitable (and has not had an unprofitable year since). ValuJet (now AirTran) was immediately and spectacularly profitable, going public within a year of startup in 1994. In other words, there’s a strong record of good airline startups making money more or less out of the box.

About the only two startups that weren’t immediately successful that are still on the scene are Frontier and Spirit. Frontier limped along for years before making money, and of course is now bankrupt. Spirit has absorbed (in the form of awesome losses) hundreds of millions of dollars in private equity over the last five or more years and may finally become profitable this year. Neither Spirit nor Frontier have evolved in a manner an investor would appreciate.

There’s no worse position to be in than to be a startup airline with cash remaining and a concept that doesn’t work. Skybus found itself in the same position about a year ago, and to the great credit of its board, they had the sense to shut it down. They didn’t have to, they could have kept floundering around and for all we know they might still be with us today (airlines being notoriously hard to kill). But in an all-too-rare (in the airline biz) moment of responsibility, they faced reality squarely in the face and did the right thing.

Unfortunately there are a lot of big egos on the line at Virgin America, and big egos are highly susceptible to believing their own bullsh*t. There’s a good chance that the unfilled market niche Virgin America is really in is that of stroking the aforementioned egos.


The Cardinal is a long time industry observer, who is currently a [redacted] at [redacted]. Prior to working at [redacted], he worked at [redacted], [redacted] and [redacted]. He resides in [redacted] and in his spare time enjoys [redacted with extreme prejudice].

Cranky is on vacation, but I’ve lined up some excellent guest bloggers for you while I’m gone. Today I’ve got a real treat. My very own brother, Quinn, is here to give us some of his doctor knowledge.

It’s not often that my brother Cranky and I have any overlap in our work lives, but with him leaving on his honeymoon, we thought it would be fun to have me put together a guest post that combines both our worlds. I practice Emergency Medicine in the Philadelphia area, so I wanted to pick a medical topic that would also be interesting to you frequent fliers. I settled on Deep Vein Thrombosis, or DVT, which is also incorrectly called “economy-class syndrome.”

What is a DVT?
A DVT is a blood clot in your deep veins which can often result in calf swelling, redness, and pain on one side. You can get DVTs essentially in any of the deep veins of your body, and some can be worse than others. In fact, if you get one in your thigh veins or pelvic veins then you’re in more trouble than if it’s further away from the heart in your calf veins. Often times the DVT will not cause any symptoms whatsoever, but it’s important to catch DVTs if you can.

How does a DVT happen?
There are three different things that can contribute to you getting a DVT, and together they’re called Virchow’s triad.

  1. Your blood vessel isn’t as smooth and healthy as it could be (endothelial damage)
  2. Your blood is not moving like it should…as in, you’re stuck in an airline seat for hours on end and your blood isn’t pumping (venous stasis)
  3. Your blood clots more than it should (hypercoagulability)

When these factors come together, clots form in greater quantities than they should. For that reason, people on oral contraceptives or hormone replacement therapy, smokers, cancer patients, pregnant women, recent surgical patients, and the elderly are all at greater risk for DVTs. Now that you know how it works, you can understand why calling DVTs “economy-class syndrome” as it has been dubbed in the press is a misnomer.

Why are DVTs deadly?
The DVT itself is less of a problem than the Pulmonary Embolism (PE) that could follow. What happens is that a big DVT clot in your deep veins can travel up from your legs towards your heart. Then it gets sent out to your lungs where all hell breaks loose. Even when this happens, you may not have any symptoms (most common), but you may also have mild chest pain, a cough, lightheadedness, or shortness of breath. There is also the potential for sudden death.

What should you do if you think you have a DVT or PE?
Seek medical attention yesterday. If you are diagnosed with one of these conditions then you will need to stay at the hospital and get blood thinning medications among other things.

How do I prevent an in-flight DVT?
As you might expect, the best way to prevent it is to control Virchow’s Triad as best you can. To keep your blood vessels smooth (avoid endothelial damage), keep in good general health. If you’re a smoker, one of the best things you can do is stop smoking. (Yes, this is yet one more reason you shouldn’t smoke.)

What about preventing abnormal clotting (hypercoagulability)? The data on aspirin and other anticoagulants is sketchy at best, and is probably not warranted unless you have already been prescribed one of these medications for a chronic condition. Prevent dehydration by avoiding alcohol and caffeinated beverages which may ultimately cause a net body fluid loss.

To keep your blood pumping (avoid venous stasis), get up and walk around every hour. If you get stuck in a middle seat and the guy next to you is snoring up a storm, try pumping your calf muscles like you’re pumping the clutch for a little bit. This helps send the blood back to your heart faster. Also, compression stockings are probably helpful, though dorky. You need to make sure you use them correctly. If you don’t pull them all the way up they can actually pinch your legs and thus increase venous stasis, which is obviously not a good idea.


Quinn Snyder practices Emergency Medicine in the Philadelphia area. This, in case you were wondering, is far easier than growing up as Cranky’s little brother.


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